I love this fucking guy.

Nick told everyone he would buy them tattoos if they were pentagrams. Uri could not resist the offer.

So we were eating at some pizza joint, and this dude came up to us in the middle of a cinnamon roll. Dude put his hand in like "what the fuck is this?" He's actually a delivery service that he just created. He will buy you anything plus $5. We got 2 30's, 2 pizzas and a pack of socks. Check the other blog where he got courterizing pens from a tattoo shop. Feeling lazy? Call the baby!

Nick turned 21 on the way home from Albany

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